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June 12, 2008

I Have Had a LOT of Jobs

Filed under: random — Jordan @ 3:41 pm
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Jordan, pretending to work. May dad always jokes with me that I have had more jobs than anyone else he’s ever known. That’s probably true too, since I have had my share.

I thought it was about time that I list them all, for posterity, before memory fails me. Oddest thing of all, I’ve never been fired from a job, although I have been laid off twice. I usually just move on to the next thing for one reason or another. Moving has played a part in a lot of them, for instance. Also, I like the fact that so many of the jobs in my work history taught me skills that I use in my current career; namely all of the media, marketing and advertising jobs I’ve held over the years.

Jobs I have held:

  1. Paperboy
  2. Lawnmower/landscaper for hire
  3. Clerk/gas jockey
  4. Lifeguard/swimming instructor
  5. Newspaper Reporter/Photographer
  6. Wood chipper operator
  7. Marketing rep
  8. Bike courier
  9. Radio station intern
  10. Construction laborer (x4)
  11. Telemarketer
  12. Valet parker (lasted one day)
  13. Bank teller
  14. Bike store salesperson
  15. Newspaper advertising rep
  16. TV news assistant
  17. TV station marketing rep
  18. TV commercial producer
  19. Film production assistant
  20. Film/TV actor extra
  21. Courier driver
  22. Marketing Manager
  23. Business owner/social media consultant (currently)
  24. Director of community relations (currently).

Inevitably, I’ll be updating this as I remember even more of them. It’s important to note that any time I was doing more than one job at a time, I used a /slash, whereas if I changed jobs while at the same employer, I listed the separately (ie. TV station jobs).

So, is this a long list, or average? I’m tempted to “tag” a few folks and make a meme out of this, but I’ll spare everyone.

(photo of me pretending to work by Jeremy Latham)

4 Comments »

  1. Wow thats an impressive list. I’m especially a fan of the ‘Valet Parker for one day’ I’d get fired instantly by taking a ferrari for a joyride.

    Heres my list (in order)

    * Orchard Maintainer
    * Harbour Attendant
    * Stock Boy
    * Harbour Supervisor
    * Sysadmin
    * Developer
    * Network Admin
    * TA
    * Janitor
    * Deck Hand
    * Landscaper
    * Senior Network Admin ( A jump I know )
    * Consultant
    * Entrepreneur

    Only 10 more to go…

    Comment by Trevor — June 12, 2008 @ 7:14 pm

  2. Hmmmm, let’s see…my list would be:

    * newspaper delivery jockey
    * janitor
    * swimming instructor / lifeguard
    * web designer
    * tech desk jockey
    * sys admin
    * web entrepreneur

    There must be more than that…I can’t think of any. Professional student? :)

    Comment by Shane Birley — June 18, 2008 @ 3:17 pm

  3. Shane, you’re missing the obvious..

    *published author: http://www.bloggingfordummiesbook.com/

    Comment by Jordan — June 18, 2008 @ 3:22 pm

  4. Damn. I don’t think I can recall of my jobs on here, but we’ll see if I can. Great post Jordan btw.

    1. Bartender
    2. Professional dancer
    3. Server
    4. Typist - data entry clerk
    5. Teacher/instructor/professor
    6. Jack-of-all-trades (for my parents)
    7. Freelance writer
    8. Environmental consultant
    9. Salsa/tango instructor.
    10. Interpreter
    11. Translator

    There is a job I think I am quite competent at:

    FRIEND.

    Comment by Raul — June 19, 2008 @ 9:30 am

  5. Interesting. You should colorcode and plot all these on a diagram and use solid and dotted lines to relate one job to another.

    Comment by modernmixvancouver — August 7, 2008 @ 1:45 pm

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